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WE ASKED NEW TEACHERS “WHAT WOULD YOU MOST LIKELY GET ARRESTED FOR?”
Profile:
English
Was in an Aaron Carter
music video.
Wanted for:
Road rage and public
disturbance of peace.
Profile:
Drama
Graduated from San
Marin’s class of 2008.
Wanted for:
Unlawfully jail breaking rescue
animals from local pound and
hiding them in personal home.
Profile:
English and History
Will spend about 180
hours with students per
year in their lifetime.
Wanted for:
Standing up for the American
Dream for all.
Profile:
Math
Her great, great, great, great,
great aunt was the first teacher
of California.
Wanted for:
Multiple unknown offenses.
Profile:
Math
Holds an unofficial record for the
most sacks during a football game.
Wanted for:
Pretending to be a player for the
Michigan State football team.
Profile:
Math
Never wears matching
socks.
Wanted for:
Exceeding the speed limit.
Profile:
English and ELD
Oldest of six children.
Wanted for:
Car insurance embezzlement.
Profile:
Spanish
Grew up in Stinson Beach and
went to Tamalpais High School.
Wanted for:
Standing up for civil rights.
