WE ASKED NEW TEACHERS “WHAT WOULD YOU MOST LIKELY GET ARRESTED FOR?”
Anna Paris Profile: English Was in an Aaron Carter music video. Wanted for: Road rage and public disturbance of peace.
Haley McFadden Profile: Drama Graduated from San Marin’s class of 2008. Wanted for: Unlawfully jail breaking rescue animals from local pound and hiding them in personal home.
Tracy Langley Profile: English and History Will spend about 180 hours with students per year in their lifetime. Wanted for: Standing up for the American Dream for all.
Kim Labozzetta Profile: Math Her great, great, great, great, great aunt was the first teacher of California. Wanted for: Multiple unknown offenses.
Kevin Ball Profile: Math Holds an unofficial record for the most sacks during a football game. Wanted for: Pretending to be a player for the Michigan State football team.
Jayne Flynn Profile: Math Never wears matching socks. Wanted for: Exceeding the speed limit.
Mackenzie Bedford Profile: English and ELD Oldest of six children. Wanted for: Car insurance embezzlement.
Erin Baskin Profile: Spanish Grew up in Stinson Beach and went to Tamalpais High School. Wanted for: Standing up for civil rights.